How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like
"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"
"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"
And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?
"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"
"I fucking live here."
Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.
"YOU’RE NOT THE PERSON I MARRIED!"
"I don’t think I can take waking up to a stranger’s face one more time…"
"ARE YOUR KIDNEYS EVEN THE SAME COLOR ANYMORE???"
"Listen, I’m sorry I hit you with the pantry door when you walked past. I’m still adjusting to my new body since regenerating, so I can’t promise that was the last time. I need you to be patient with me while I figure out this new body."
"The next time you regenerate, can you please let me in some way that will assure me it is you. Calling me from your phone with a new voice and telling me that the old body is gone and that gingers are gone forever honestly comes of as very creepy in a serial killer kind of way…"
I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.
I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
that was wild from start to finish
That was confusingly adorable and I was like DAWWWW?????//?
THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE
THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.